Category: Life Lessons
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Once Bitten: The Tale of My Sadistic Orthodontist
When I was younger I had some pretty jacked-up teeth. I wasn’t quite worthy of The Big Book of British Smiles (featured on The Simpsons), but things were bad enough that I definitely needed braces. Enter my orthodontist, who basically had a monopoly on the entire snaggle-toothed population in…