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Once Bitten: The Tale of My Sadistic Orthodontist
When I was younger I had some pretty jacked-up teeth. I wasn’t quite worthy of The Big Book of British Smiles (featured on The Simpsons), but things were bad enough that I definitely needed braces.… Read more
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Shameless Secrets from my Phone’s Text Log
Now that I have a fancy schmancy phone and two teenage stepkids, I have been forced to text. This was not an easy transition for me, much like when Steve Carrell left The Office, or… Read more
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Worst. Gyno. Visit. Ever.
Glad I got your attention, ladies. And for you men who dared to read further, congratulations. Glad you could join us. We’re going to be talking about lady bits. So I’ve been a little stuck… Read more
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Here’s Why I Can Relate to Cypress Hill and The Fresh Prince
I hear you, Cypress Hill. I feel your pain, Fresh Prince. Both of you knew people who just didn’t understand. B-Real and Sen-Dog were frustrated because nobody could understand how they could just kill a… Read more
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Here’s What Happens When You Ask Junior High Kids to Compliment Each Other
Growing up as a Generation Xer, I had to take my compliments where I could get them. There were no medals for participation or small trophies for taking eighth out of eight competitors. We had… Read more