Blogs

  • I Can’t Throw: An Update on Last Year’s New Year Resolution

    So if you follow my blog, you may recall that last year my resolution was to learn how to throw. Better late than never, right? Spoiler alert: I still can’t throw. Well, I take that… Read more

  • Sport Flirting with Twentysomethings

    I’ve come to realize that I’ve only got a certain number of years before I’ll start to feel ridiculous going to dance clubs. The same can be said of the time I have left for… Read more

  • Things They Don’t Teach You in Spanish Class

    The Time: March, 1994 The Place: Madrid, Spain The Scene: A Pharmacy One of the cool things about studying abroad is that you get extra time for travel. Spring break was no exception; instead of… Read more

  • Corrective Laser Eye Surgery: The Truth

    If you’re asking yourself if you should have corrective laser eye surgery, my answer is yes, yes, a million times yes. I was once so blind that the big “E” on the eye chart just… Read more

  • A Visit from Saint Vitus*

    The following poem is based on a true story. Believe me, I would not make this shit up. My apologies to Clement Clark Moore. A Visit from Saint Vitus* ‘Twas the night before Christmas, and… Read more

  • This is 40 (Okay, 41)

    If you’ve reached 40 (or any age after that, really), there are probably many days when you ask yourself how the hell this happened.  To make matters worse, I keep running into more and more… Read more