Anne Niederkorn

Blogs

  • Crack Den Sweet Crack Den

    Author’s Note: This post is dedicated to Annapalooza’s number one fan, my Uncle Jim, who told me to “Get off my lazy butt and write.” I hope you like this one. Once upon a time… Read more

  • This Might Explain Why I Don’t Camp

    I don’t camp. In the immortal words of Ms. Karen Walker of Will and Grace, the only stars I’m sleeping under are five stars. Unless you’ve got a big RV or a camper of some… Read more

  • Here’s Why I Will Never Understand Engineers

    My stepson just left for his first year of college. He wants to study engineering. At least for now. As I hugged him goodbye, I told him that it’s okay if he ever wants to… Read more

  • If I Were in Us Weekly…Here’s What It Would Look Like

    What’s in My Bag? “I Can’t Find Shit in Here!” Anne Niederkorn, 41, empties her purse for Us “I have been known to hold up convenience store lines because I can’t find my debit card,”… Read more

  • Some Signs are Really Unnecessary, Don’t You Think?

    There are a lot of stupid signs out there, but if I were Queen of the Signs I’d add a few more. Number one on my list would be: “No Double-Wide Strollers Allowed at Festivals”,… Read more

  • Why I Took a Solo Vacation

    The conversation would go like this:   “I can’t wait to get out of this cold weather; I’m going to Fort Lauderdale for an entire week!”   “Great!” They would say. “Who are you going… Read more